Why are we all wearing picnic blankets?
1) They are damn cosy.
2) They cover up all our lumpy bits
3) It’s an outfit in ONE.
4) It makes us look like trendy superheroes.
5) Because it’s the latest trend.
There are TONNES of blanket capes on the market at the moment, but naturally I could only afford one. THE River Island one. The cape that everyone else has. The cape that I am the only person sat in a chip shop wearing, until another girl comes in with the same cape. That fucking cape. Alas I still love my cape, but everyone has it.